Sweet. Lord.

Sweet. Lord.

“today at work when i was getting an meid from a customer that has both numbers and letters they said ‘c as in sand’”
J. Craft - my college roommate
Dude - I gotta tell ya Ton’ man, earlier in the day, I was feeling really [lousy] man. Really down in the dumps. Lost a little money… Tony - Hey you know what? Forget about it huh, forget about it.

Dude - I gotta tell ya Ton’ man, earlier in the day, I was feeling really [lousy] man. Really down in the dumps. Lost a little money…

Tony - Hey you know what? Forget about it huh, forget about it.

†Now spell ‘reposted’…and see how much we care.

†Now spell ‘reposted’…and see how much we care.

Korean animation studio! …we are slaves

Korean animation studio! …we are slaves

From @yojonbo...

“Too ugly to prostitute but I love pot and fat chicks. Give what you can”
Panhandler’s sign in Seattle
The use of the apostrophe is a somewhat little known power over peoples’ perception. Clearly this sign-maker knows it.

The use of the apostrophe is a somewhat little known power over peoples’ perception. Clearly this sign-maker knows it.

Thanks @phelpsphest for this gem

Thanks @phelpsphest for this gem

This is how I feel pretty much every time I watch a movie with more than 2 friends. All I hear is the clicking of texting during movies and it makes me want to kill.

This is how I feel pretty much every time I watch a movie with more than 2 friends. All I hear is the clicking of texting during movies and it makes me want to kill.